Easy A

"Vengeance, adultery, crimes of passion" = best rap ever. I love Easy A... not just because it has Emma Stone, plays off of Nathaniel Hawthorne's Scarlet Letter and is wildly hilarious, but it openly calls attention to the fact that it's a movie.

WARNING: The rest of this post will contain some spoilers, so if you haven't seen the movie, just skip the words and look at the pictures.

After the rap, for instance, Mr. Griffith, says, "I'm not gonna rap for you because it's been done in every bad movie you've ever seen"... but that's what I love about this movie. Well.. that and the plethora of fantastic lines:

"We've had nine classes together, since kindergarten... ten if you count Religions of Other Cultures, which you didn't because you called it science fiction and refused to go."

"Are you really that repulsed by lady parts? What do you think I have down there? A gnome?"

"No judgment, but you kind of look like a stripper. A high-end stripper, for governors or athletes."

"Where are you from originally?"

"I had a horrible reputation... I slept with a whole bunch of people. Mostly guys."

and, of course...

"My apologies to Mark Twain."

"So what's with your new look? It's very whore couture." - Brandon

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"You're being pretty cavalier about this. Aren't you supposed to be eternally in love with him and shit?" - Rhiannon

"Yes... I believe so, if I was the Gossip Girl in Sweet Valley of the Traveling Pants." - Olive

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"Oh my God! The illusion is shattered! This is exactly why they put you in the gas chamber if you take off your head at Disney World." - Olive

"Actually, I think they just, you know, they fire you. You're thinking of Disneyland. Disney World is much more liberal." - Todd

"Oh yeah! I always forget Disney World went blue in the last election." - Olive

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"George is not a sexy name. George is like what you name your teddy bear, not the name you wanna scream out during climax." Rhiannon

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